The carbonated dairy soda

Fizzy milk.
We know.

It sounds weird. That is the whole point. Three flavors, always served cold, made by one very confident cow.

Piña Colada can
Key Lime can

Key Lime: Tart, creamy and a little bit pie. Then it fizzes.

Wait. Why is this good?

Three flavors.
Zero chill.

Lightly carbonated milk soda. Pick one, or be the person who brings all three to the party.

Key Lime can
Flavor 01

Key Lime

Tart, creamy and a little bit pie. Then it fizzes.

Orange Cream can
Flavor 02

Orange Cream

The creamsicle grew up and learned to fizz.

Piña Colada can
Flavor 03

Piña Colada

A beach vacation that fits in a cup holder.

The Weird-o-meter

How weird does fizzy milk sound?

Deeply cursed? Perfect.

That is exactly who we made it for. The best reactions start with that face.

The five stages of Fizzy Moo

  1. DENIAL

    Milk? With bubbles? Absolutely not.

  2. BARGAINING

    Fine. One sip. For science.

  3. THE SIP

    Cold. Obviously.

  4. CONFUSION

    Wait.

  5. ACCEPTANCE

    Why is this actually good?

You do not know until you try it cold.

Find a fridge near you

Six Colorado spots keep us cold. More fridges soon, if the cow has anything to say about it.

  1. theLOCAL

    19565 Mainstreet, Parker, CO 80138

    Hours
    Mon10:00 AM - 6:00 PM
    Tue10:00 AM - 6:00 PM
    Wed10:00 AM - 6:00 PM
    Thu10:00 AM - 6:00 PM
    Fri10:00 AM - 6:00 PM
    Sat10:00 AM - 6:00 PM
    Sun10:00 AM - 5:00 PM
  2. RocketFizz

    1441 Pearl Street, Boulder CO 80302

    Hours
    Mon10:00 AM - 9:00 PM
    Tue10:00 AM - 9:00 PM
    Wed10:00 AM - 9:00 PM
    Thu10:00 AM - 9:00 PM
    Fri10:00 AM - 10:00 PM
    Sat10:00 AM - 10:00 PM
    Sun10:00 AM - 9:00 PM
  3. Lindsay's Boulder Deli

    1148 Pearl St, Boulder, CO 80302

    Hours
    Mon7:00 AM - 8:00 PM
    Tue7:00 AM - 8:00 PM
    Wed7:00 AM - 8:00 PM
    Thu7:00 AM - 8:00 PM
    Fri7:00 AM - 9:00 PM
    Sat7:00 AM - 9:00 PM
    Sun7:00 AM - 8:00 PM
  4. T/ACO

    1175 Walnut St, Boulder, CO 80302

    Hours
    Mon11:00 AM - 9:00 PM
    Tue11:00 AM - 9:00 PM
    Wed11:00 AM - 9:00 PM
    Thu11:00 AM - 9:00 PM
    Fri11:00 AM - 9:30 PM
    Sat11:00 AM - 9:30 PM
    Sun11:00 AM - 9:00 PM
  5. Cafecito

    1860 Lincoln St, Denver, CO 80203

    Hours
    Mon6:30 AM - 2:00 PM
    Tue6:30 AM - 2:00 PM
    Wed6:30 AM - 2:00 PM
    Thu6:30 AM - 2:00 PM
    Fri6:30 AM - 2:00 PM
    SatClosed
    SunClosed
  6. Leevers Locavore

    2630 W 38th Ave, Denver, CO 80211

    Hours
    Mon7:00 AM - 9:00 PM
    Tue7:00 AM - 9:00 PM
    Wed7:00 AM - 9:00 PM
    Thu7:00 AM - 9:00 PM
    Fri7:00 AM - 9:00 PM
    Sat7:00 AM - 9:00 PM
    Sun7:00 AM - 9:00 PM